juilan:

step on a crack, break your mother’s back, Lil’ Jon got the beat that make your booty go clap

(via quartofcourt)





nickelbackthatassup:

damn boy are you liquid eyeliner because I’m pretty sure I’m gonna fuck this up

(via the-fault-in-our-deathstar)





lucifer: i'm still in hell
god: hi still in hell, i'm dad